Link 2 Jun 1,437 notes Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.»

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Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien 
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker 
The Secret Garden - Frances HodgsonBurnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce 
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo


30, not that bad I guess.  I would like to see the statistics on “6 is average” though…for some reason, especially on tumblr; I feel thats higher.  I’m pretty sure to graduate high school in the US you have to read at least 6 of these.  

Link 2 Jun Maxim Hot 100. Look at 69. Awesomeness.»
Video 2 Jun 2,380 notes

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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Text 2 Jun

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Oh tumblrbot….I don’t have one, because engineers aren’t human, and I’m going to be one.  Please Reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYDgncMhXw

Photo 2 Jun 69,744 notes #youknowyourbritish

#youknowyourbritish

Photo 2 Jun To my followers, even though I still think you’re crazy for following me. <3

To my followers, even though I still think you’re crazy for following me. <3

Text 2 Jun Well Tumblr. I’m Bored. Tell Me something.
Photo 2 Jun 170,412 notes 



The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.


The internet is over, everyone can go home

The internet is over, everyone can go home

THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

The internet is over, everyone can go home

THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME

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Text 2 Jun Cheating

All, I vote for not calling when you eat off diet foods/ “bad” foods cheating.  Associating actual cheating with real cheating is kinda harsh.  I vote we call it something like:

Diet Vacationing

Food One Night Stand

Forgetfulness

Cost-Benefit Neglect

Food Fraud

Bamboozle

or

Finagle (my personal favorite)

Thanks!

Text 2 Jun 948 notes When someone tells me the party starts at nine
Video 2 Jun 333 notes

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Photo 2 Jun 1,112 notes manchannel:

Do you like food? Yes - I thought so. Follow my new food blog Culinary Channel. I will be checking out every single follower as a show of thanks. :]

manchannel:

Do you like food? Yes - I thought so. Follow my new food blog Culinary Channel. I will be checking out every single follower as a show of thanks. :]

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Photo 2 Jun 23 notes Fuck the food.  Beer.

Fuck the food.  Beer.

Video 2 Jun 38,999 notes

Scarlett Johansson by Tom Munro

Jo.

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Text 2 Jun 19,517 notes Politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation

I’m pretty sure anything I do people interpret as flirtation….

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