Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR TolkienJane Eyre - Charlotte BronteHarry Potter series - JK RowlingTo Kill a Mockingbird - Harper LeeThe Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily BronteNineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip PullmanGreat Expectations - Charles DickensLittle Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas HardyCatch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo TolstoyThe Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor DostoyevskyGrapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo TolstoyDavid Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS LewisEmma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane AustenThe Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur GoldenWinnie the Pooh - AA MilneAnimal Farm - George OrwellThe Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret AtwoodLord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann MartelDune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz ZafonA Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark HaddonLove In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia MarquezOf Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice SeboldCount of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles DickensDracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances HodgsonBurnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS ByattA Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch AlbomAdventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil ShuteThe Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William ShakespeareCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
30, not that bad I guess. I would like to see the statistics on “6 is average” though…for some reason, especially on tumblr; I feel thats higher. I’m pretty sure to graduate high school in the US you have to read at least 6 of these.
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Oh tumblrbot….I don’t have one, because engineers aren’t human, and I’m going to be one. Please Reference:
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
The internet is over, everyone can go home
THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME
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All, I vote for not calling when you eat off diet foods/ “bad” foods cheating. Associating actual cheating with real cheating is kinda harsh. I vote we call it something like:
Diet Vacationing
Food One Night Stand
Forgetfulness
Cost-Benefit Neglect
Food Fraud
Bamboozle
or
Finagle (my personal favorite)
Thanks!
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I’m pretty sure anything I do people interpret as flirtation….
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